1 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,120 So... 2 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,920 What time's the party? 3 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,280 Oh, they'll be started early. 4 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,240 Hoping relatives die off by nine. 5 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,200 Free food? Fat chance. 6 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:41,720 Vultures. 7 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,840 I err, I texted Caroline. 8 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,280 I'm not sure if she's upset with me for... 9 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,600 She understands. 10 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,240 I could always pop in. 11 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,960 My flight's not until... No need, honestly. 12 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,560 It's her engagement party. 13 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,040 Ah, she'll be hammered. 14 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,840 She won't even notice. 15 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,680 Will you be okay here on those? 16 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,640 I have Ant. 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,360 And me. 18 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,320 Main thing is you look after yourself. 19 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,040 You're happy in London. 20 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,240 Right. I've a few bits to do, so... 21 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,880 I've put a little bit into your account 22 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,520 just till you're back on your feet. 23 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,280 I'll pay you back. 24 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,600 Ah. 25 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,640 I won't walk you out. 26 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,880 DOOR SLAMS SHUT 27 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,720 She's better off. 28 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,240 Absolutely. Totally. 29 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,200 Much better off. 30 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,240 Mmm. 31 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,880 Can I make anyone a cup of tea? 32 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,640 And where would you do that? 33 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,920 Nowhere. 34 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,200 You look good. 35 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,680 I mean you always do, you jammy bastard. 36 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,680 Remember that time you went 37 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,120 straight to Aunty Ag's birthday party 38 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,280 from an all-nighter and all she could talk about 39 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,640 was how handsome you looked? 40 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,160 And she said I looked fat. 41 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,360 I miss you. 42 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,440 I miss you every day. 43 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,680 No, sorry! It's way too nice. 44 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,320 I'll swap you for, oh, Saint Anthony, 45 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,640 courtesy of Granny. 46 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,200 She was a total pisshead, by the way! 47 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,280 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 48 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,800 You're not allowed to lie on graves. 49 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,760 Why? 50 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,320 JAUNTY MUSIC 51 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,560 I'm not sure about this. 52 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,600 Is it the font, or... ? No, about tonight. 53 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,080 The sex thing. 54 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,840 I thought you wanted to. 55 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:57,760 I do want to. It's just it can't be anyone we know. 56 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,840 But we've invited everyone we know. 57 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,240 Rory, it's our first time! It should be special! 58 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,120 I know! 59 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,680 We should never see them again! 60 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:06,920 No. 61 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,760 Okay. 62 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,960 JAUNTY MUSIC 63 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,160 Banner looks great. 64 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,600 DOOR BELL CHIMES 65 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,400 Ah. I just came to drop this. 66 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,600 Hmm. 67 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,360 Most women like flowers. 68 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,360 Should I have brought flowers? 69 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,200 What are you doing here? 70 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,640 You're not answering my calls. 71 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:51,760 I told you. 72 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,680 I don't want a serious relationship. 73 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,880 I don't want a serious relationship either! 74 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,320 You said you were in love 75 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,720 and you moved into my flat. 76 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,640 Okay, that was a bit... 77 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,160 But can we not just go back to how it was before? 78 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,680 You changed my life, Mina. 79 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,960 You healed me. 80 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,800 I am an acupuncturist. It's what I do. 81 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,120 But I don't want to have to help people all of the time. 82 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,320 Tom, you're a nice man. 83 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,280 We have nice sex. 84 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,680 But you have too much baggage. 85 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:23,720 No, I don't! 86 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,040 I mean, I did I think maybe. 87 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,400 But, I mean, now... 88 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,080 Sorry, carry on. 89 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,320 It's too complicated. 90 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,680 It doesn't have to be. 91 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,440 It can be meaningless. 92 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,040 It can just be meaningless, casual sex. 93 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,360 And you'd be happy with this? 94 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,600 Yes. 95 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,840 Are you sure? Absolutely. 96 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,760 Can it mean a little bit? 97 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,800 JAUNTY MUSIC 98 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,600 Karen? 99 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,760 Jesus! You frightened the shite out of me! 100 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,200 Are you trying the dresses on? 101 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,040 I can't fucking sell them 102 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,920 if I don't know what they're like on. 103 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,560 What is it like on? 104 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,520 Does it make me arse look huge? 105 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,360 I'm going back to London. 106 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,560 I just came to say goodbye. 107 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,160 What's in the bottle? 108 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,360 Water. 109 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,320 Oh. Can I have a swig? 110 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,000 No. 111 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,760 I fucking knew it. 112 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,200 I knew it. 113 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,360 Okay, look. 114 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,280 There's a meeting in an hour. 115 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,480 I'll change and we can... 116 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,840 I'm not going to a meeting drunk. 117 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,400 I went to all my meetings drunk 118 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,640 for the first two years. 119 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,280 Just came to say goodbye. 120 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,880 Do you think that's a good idea? 121 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,000 Everyone else does. 122 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,840 What about your recovery? 123 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,320 I've been drinking all week. 124 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,640 Glass of wine here, vodka there. 125 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,600 Didn't binge. No one even noticed. 126 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,840 Ah, yeah. You just have to manage it. 127 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,960 Except you can't 128 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,680 because you're a fucking alcoholic! 129 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,240 Maybe it was just a phase. 130 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,680 Says the girl with the gin in the water bottle. 131 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,160 Vodka, actually. 132 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,600 It's one day at time for a reason. 133 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,360 You fell off the wagon today 134 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,200 It's okay. 135 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,560 You get back up and you start again tomorrow. 136 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,840 You don't get to wipe the slate 137 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,160 and start again whenever it suits. 138 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,040 Some things you don't get to do over. 139 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,720 By the way, I didn't do my moral inventory. 140 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,960 Because it s bullshit! 141 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,240 This is your mask, Shiv. 142 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,520 This is how you face the world because you're scared. 143 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,760 It's not the real you. 144 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,800 No offence, Karen, 145 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,320 you don't know the real me. 146 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,200 You're a weirdo that I met in a room 147 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,160 full of weirdos. 148 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,040 In real life we'd never even be friends. 149 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:50,080 And yes, that dress does make your arse look huge. 150 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,880 You look fucking ridiculous. 151 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,920 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 152 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,080 I need a pen. 153 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,360 What is that, a novel, or...? 154 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,120 Moral inventory. 155 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,920 Are you a high-functioning alcoholic? 156 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,120 I'm a low-functioning alcoholic. 157 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,840 I'm a CEO. 158 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,280 I wouldn't trust me with the keys to a padlock, 159 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,080 never mind a multinational corporation, 160 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,400 but, hey. 161 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,600 I'm missing my sister's engagement party. 162 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,160 You can't miss your sister s engagement party. 163 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,200 It's family. 164 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,840 - My family don't like me. 165 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,080 They don't get a choice. 166 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,720 PLAYFUL MUSIC 167 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,240 I'm going to that party. 168 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,560 Yes, you are! 169 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,480 I'm gonna be the best fucking guest there! 170 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,840 Yes, you fucking are! Yep. 171 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,880 Yeah! Mm-hmm. 172 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,280 Mmm. You go, girl. 173 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,160 Yeah. Yeah. 174 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,360 Yeah. You go. 175 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,360 I should probably call my sponsor. 176 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,720 She's much better off in London. 177 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,360 Yeah. 178 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,080 Rory, you want to take things slow 179 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,440 but you've brought me to a room full of relatives. 180 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,640 It's a free bar. Come on. 181 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,840 Would you like a drink? 182 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,680 - You know, she was drinking the whole time? 183 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,160 No. 184 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,480 I found gin bottle stashed under the bed. 185 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,200 Little ones. 186 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,440 Like the ones that I bought Mammy? 187 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,640 - What? GLASS CLINKING 188 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,720 If I could just have 189 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,040 everyone's attention for a moment. 190 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,920 I just want to say a few words. 191 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,240 When two young people decide to tie the knot, 192 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,280 it's always a happy occasion. 193 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,440 What about her? She's pretty. 194 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,480 That's my cousin Tara. 195 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,040 It serves as a reminder to us all 196 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,720 that love and friendship 197 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,800 and loyalty still 198 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,040 do have a place in our world. 199 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,360 What about the waiters? 200 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,320 Or the waiter? Look, he's a ride. 201 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,000 Oh, he smiled at me. 202 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,120 And I can't think of two people more committed 203 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,840 to one another than Rory and Caroline. 204 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,320 We'd be doing a threesome, yeah? 205 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,400 So now... 206 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,440 If you're comfortable with that. 207 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,080 Yeah. Totally. 208 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,640 If you could all please raise your glasses 209 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,640 to the happy couple to be. 210 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,880 [ALL] To the happy couple to be! (CHEERING) 211 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,640 Will I ask him? 212 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,400 I thought you were on a plane. 213 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,440 Ah. 214 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,600 Well, well. 215 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,320 Look what the cat dragged in on its way to London. 216 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,600 Suppose you lost another job, did you? 217 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,640 No. 218 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,120 But I did fuck my boss's boyfriend. 219 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,560 -CHOKES ON DRINK 220 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,360 Oh, close your mouth, you old cow! 221 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,640 So, you are drinking? 222 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,080 Don't tell Mum, Aunty Rita. 223 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,560 I'm in the bad books. 224 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,680 Still no man, Shiv, no? 225 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,720 Not really, Uncle Joe, no. 226 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,160 Still an alcoholic? 227 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,800 Nah. 228 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,600 Where's Kirsten? Kristen? 229 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,640 Inside. 230 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,720 Do you wanna fuck? 231 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,080 Have you been drinking? 232 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,240 -CLEARS THROAT 233 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,320 Jesus, Shiv. 234 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,400 Sober Shiv Sheridan was never really gonna work, was it? 235 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,680 Look, I'm sorry about last week. 236 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,360 My head was all over the place. 237 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,360 I miss you. 238 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,040 And I was thinking that 239 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,640 if you're going back to London now 240 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,600 if Kristen's here, maybe 241 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,960 we could work something out, 242 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,040 you know? 243 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,440 Thought you had a family to think about? 244 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,800 I'm an artist, Shiv. 245 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,200 I can't live some conventional life. 246 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,200 And neither can you. 247 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,240 We're different. 248 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,040 And the more successful you become, 249 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,840 you need people around you who don't bullshit. 250 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,640 You always tell me the truth. 251 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,840 You want the truth? 252 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,320 Always. 253 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,160 I was in love with you. 254 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,640 For years and years it was you. 255 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,560 Because we have this thing. It's big and it's messy. 256 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,640 It's deep. 257 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,280 I never understood why we 258 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,000 couldn't just be in a normal relationship, 259 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,480 where you couldn't just commit, and now I get it. 260 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,480 I get it. 261 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,600 It's because you're a selfish prick, 262 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,120 and a mediocre artist. 263 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,640 Sorry, truth. 264 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,080 Truth, ahem. 265 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,640 Is that Shiv? 266 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,000 Oh Jesus! 267 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,080 Hello, hi! [LAUGHS] 268 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,920 Hi. Can you all hear me? 269 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,640 [ALL] Yes! [CHEERING] 270 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,400 She's not gonna make a speech! 271 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,840 I would like to make a speech! CHEERING 272 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,400 KISSING SOUNDS 273 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,800 Oh, Shiv's making a speech. 274 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,680 Shiv's here? Yeah, and she is locked. 275 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,480 Oh, fuck! Mm-hmm. 276 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,960 There they are! The happy couple! 277 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,360 CROWD CHEERING 278 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,040 They've been together since school. 279 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,240 Now, I know, I know what you're thinking 280 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,080 fucking boring. LAUGHTER 281 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,960 But you're wrong. They're an amazing couple. 282 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,240 I mean, they can tell each other anything, 283 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,600 you know, no matter how awkward 284 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:18,640 you know, no matter how awkward or humiliating. 285 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,600 or humiliating. 286 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,120 You know, Rory, 287 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,400 I've so much respect for what you've been through. 288 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,560 APPLAUSE Yeah, I have. 289 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,360 Does she seem drunk? 290 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,680 Tom! Do something! 291 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,360 What? 292 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,360 Mum and Dad! AWWING AND CHEERING 293 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,680 They don't like me making speeches 294 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,600 because they're worried 295 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,360 I'm going to do something embarrassing. 296 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,400 So... 297 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,640 Let's get that out of the way. 298 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,000 MICROPHONE FEEDBACK 299 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,640 Oh, my god. 300 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,840 CHEERING and WHOOPING 301 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,200 Oh, my Jesus. 302 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,720 SHIV: Whoo! 303 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,640 See, I'm tired of bullshitting. 304 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,400 I'm an alcoholic and 305 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,200 I'm drunk. 306 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:15,440 And this is my moral inventory 307 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:22,200 where you write down all the shitty things 308 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,360 you've ever done and then you tell someone 309 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,120 like a confession. 310 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:31,640 And then, then you recover, ha! 311 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,160 LAUGHS As if! 312 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,720 I mean, what does that even mean, recovery, like? 313 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,640 Like how are you supposed to recover, 314 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,280 you know, 315 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,640 from life? 316 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,600 How do you recover from your husband telling you 317 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,040 after 40 years that he's met a reflexologist 318 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,440 and he's in love with her? 319 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,040 or how do you recover when your 320 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,800 girlfriend bones a consultant 321 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,080 and then proposes to you out of guilt? 322 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,760 What? 323 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,840 How do you recover from being raped 324 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,120 or molested or... 325 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,920 or losing a kid? 326 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,480 I can't listen to this. 327 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,400 Or finding your brother, 328 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,800 who you love more than anything 329 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,000 in the whole world 330 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,360 dead? 331 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,000 Dead in his bed because he didn't want to 332 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,880 be here one more day. 333 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,440 You know, I think, given the circumstances 334 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,680 that we are all in, 335 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,640 is it any wonder we reach for a drink? 336 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,280 Or a reflexologist, you know? 337 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,120 And then we just keep on reaching, 338 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,240 keep on reaching and reaching 339 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,360 and I have destroyed my life. 340 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,440 My mother's angry with me. 341 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,920 She wants me to disappear, 342 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,000 go back to London, not be her problem anymore. 343 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,200 I really don't blame her, 344 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,760 because I'd like to disappear too. 345 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,080 I'd like to get away from me too. 346 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,680 I'd really like to forget 347 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:30,160 every single disgusting thing 348 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,120 that's in that book that I did. 349 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,040 I did it, it makes my skin crawl. 350 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,640 I really want to get away from me too. 351 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,800 And that's why I drink. 352 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,880 But I was sober for six months. 353 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,880 I don't have a man 354 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,240 and I don't have a job and I'm 35 355 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,960 and I slept with a pregnant woman's boyfriend 356 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,280 But I didn't reach for a drink 357 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,560 for a whole six months 358 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,800 and, well, that's something, huh? 359 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,840 SNIFFS So, I just wanted to say... 360 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,680 What was it I wanted to say? 361 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,680 Oh yeah, ha! 362 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,640 Happy anniversary! CROWD GASPS 363 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,160 Shiv. 364 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,760 Shiv, come on love. Come on. 365 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,400 Oh. 366 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,480 Cover her up. 367 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,280 Come on. 368 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,960 Too much for a first date? 369 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,280 Rory, you coming? 370 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,880 Is it true? 371 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,040 What Shiv said? 372 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,000 For god's sake, Rory, she's hammered. 373 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,880 You wanted to sleep with other people too. 374 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,040 Yeah, but I told you. 375 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,560 Rory. 376 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,720 Rory! 377 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,680 VAN DOOR SLAMS SHUT 378 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,760 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 379 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,600 What the fuck? 380 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,280 Jesus, what a night. 381 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,160 Were we terrible parents? 382 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,880 We were parents, Bernie. 383 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,120 We did our best. 384 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,480 And Pam. 385 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,600 Pam! Jesus! 386 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,960 You were right. 387 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,800 I need a drink. 388 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,240 I need a fucking drink. 389 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,120 GLASSES CLINK 390 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,080 We'll wait here. 391 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,760 God, it's depressing, isn't it? 392 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,000 KAREN Howareyis? 393 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,960 Right, yis all know the drill. 394 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,680 We'll start with a reading, 395 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,000 open the floor for shares, blah, blah, blah. 396 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,720 You going to take a seat? 397 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,160 I see we have some old faces here today, 398 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,560 along with some newcomers. 399 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,160 First one's always the hardest. So, well done. 400 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,560 Right, let's get this show on the road.